December 9, at 5: Canicot told me, when we were sitting in his grove last summer, and the smoke from his wooden pipe and that from the fire were twisting like lovers up toward the blue bowl of the night sky. The old druid, mistletoe in his hair and eyes like caves, stared straight ahead through the flames, his voice rising and falling like the rapids in a young river.
A Mostly True Memoir ; a little more serious. Because if so, I finally get why people want to do science. Just look at the intricate beauty of cobwebs. Spiders make them with their butts.
Australia doesn't want to kill you. It's more like an exclusive club for people who care very little about being alive. Australia is really a lot like Texas if Texas were mad at you and drunk and maybe had a knife. Maury asked me if I had life insurance and I assured him that I didn't because I didn't want Victor to be arrested.
There was a pause in the conversation. Victor sighed, but frankly I'm not really sure what he'd expected. It was my job to accidentally make money and his job to make sure that I didn't lose it when I was doing wobbly cartwheels in the parking lot after the bars closed.
Our roles had been clearly defined. How about retirement plans? I use those for gum. And there's something surprisingly freeing about that. It is an amazing gift to be able to recognize that the things that make you the happiest are so much easier to grasp than you thought.
There is such freedom in being able to celebrate and appreciate the unique moments that recharge you and give you peace and joy. Sure, some people want red carpets and paparazzi.
Turns out I just want banana Popsicles dipped in Malibu rum. It doesn't mean I'm a failure at appreciating the good things in life. It means I'm successful in recognizing what the good things in life are for me.
I realize that it's weird that this appendix is in the middle of the book instead of at the end where appendixes are supposed to be, but it works better here, and technically your appendix is in the middle of your body so it sort of makes sense.
Probably God had the same issue when Adam was like, "I don't want to sound ungrateful, but it sort of hurts when I walk.
Is this thing on my foot a tumor? Appendixes go at the end. Read a book, dude. Because I don't want to second-guess you but it seems like a design flaw.
Also that snake in the garden told me it doesn't even do anything. It's just an idea I'm throwing around. But the next day Adam probably asked for a girlfriend and God was like, "It's gonna cost you a rib," and Adam was all, "Don't I need those?
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